War Games was a great movie [DAMN I'm stupid edition]
It would help if I gave you a LINK to today's news, eh? We're goin' to war, boys & girls. Russian and Putin are hellbent…
Read issue →War Games was a great movie [way better than IRL]
We're goin' to war, boys & girls. Russian and Putin are hellbent on invading Ukraine, and the rest of the world is ready…
Read issue →Meat Loaf is dead
To be honest, I never cared for him. My old roommate loved him. But I'm not here to dance on anybody's grave. Meat…
Read issue →Clarence Thomas REALLY IS the Black Sheep of SCOTUS!
I know, it was a terrible pun. But I had to say it because I'm still 12 years old. In an 8-1 decision, the Supreme Court…
Read issue →[We regret to announce we cannot land the plane]
After years of waiting for a 5G rollout, the airlines and FAA are balking at 5G networks being "too close" to…
Read issue →Giving credit where credit is due [GWB did the right thing]
What? I remember thinking George W. Bush was the worst president ever. I hated that dude. But when #TFG came around,…
Read issue →Biden's Bad Day
January 14, 2022 The Morning Sixpack [The Daily Grind News] SCOTUS blocks Biden's vaccine mandate for large companies,…
Read issue →Is it news if it's always the same? [Special Omicron Edition]
Man, I swear, today's news seems like yesterday's news, and the week before, and the year before that... January 13,…
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