"But her emails! Lock her up!!!" [The BS edition]
February 11, 2022 The Morning Sixpack - Mass shootings, Bob Saget's cause of death, Trump's illegal document handling,…
Read issue →Winter Olympics plagued by drugs, COVID, ill-fitting suits [dumb edition]
February 10, 2022 The Morning Sixpack - Drugs plague the Olympics, inflation rose to highest level in 40 years, and…
Read issue →[Another slow news day]
February 9, 2022 The Morning Sixpack - If you thought yesterday was a slow news day, today is even better! And by…
Read issue →I admit, I "mailed this one in" [SlacKeR eDiTiON]
It's a slow news day. Not much else to say. Normally, the Olympics would have me jazzed, but it just seems so sterile,…
Read issue →Horse dewormer DOESN'T cure COVID? [You don't say edition!]
You heard it here worst. I kill me. Here's a recap of this weekend's news: The Winter Olympics are in full swing…
Read issue →Jobs! Jobs! Jobs! [sung to Mötley Crüe's Girls! Girls! Girls!]
February 4, 2022 The US Jobs report came in, adding nearly half a million jobs in January, causing the stock market to…
Read issue →[Today's Sixpack will be late. Stay tuned. It's coming]
Hiya, Today's Morning Sixpack is being worked on. It's "in process," as we like to say in the news biz. But it will be…
Read issue →VP Pence on the firing line [Unhinged #TFG edition]
LOL. The National Archives will be turning over former VP Pence's communications around the failed #TFG coup attempt. Of…
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