News about a dead groundhog [Wednesday sads]
Apparently, some semi-famous groundhog from New Jersey died? Maybe? But the original dude from Pennsylvania,…
Read issue →February 1, 2022 Morning Sixpack
How's that for a catchy headline? LOL. Welp, there aren't many BIG stories today, so this morning's Sixpack is…
Read issue →Celebrity Death Match: US v. (former) USSR [World War III edition]
Of course, I'm being hyperbolic. Or am I? If you poke a Russian bear, does he shit all over Ukraine? That is the…
Read issue →Short and sweet...
I'm in a time-crunch today, so here's the news. Read it or don't. Your choice. But if you choose the latter, you will…
Read issue →Do you believe in miracles? [Ode to Winter Olympics past]
Al Michaels famously shouted "Do you believe in miracles?" when the amateur US hockey team beat the USSR pro hockey team…
Read issue →Morning Sixpack is LATE...and may not arrive today
Hey, sometimes life trumps the news. Today, it did. I'll try to get one out today but it will be an Afternoon Sixpack.…
Read issue →[Slow news day] Let's pick on Robert Kennedy Jr again
January 26, 2022: A boat sunk somewhere off Florida, most likely killing 39 of 40 people. The sole survivor said they…
Read issue →More war, Neil Young threatens Spotify, cruise ship almost arrested
Yeah, you read that right. An arrest warrant was issued on a cruise ship by a Florida court. Seems the cruise line…
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