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War Games was a great movie [DAMN I'm stupid edition]

It would help if I gave you a LINK to today's news, eh?


We're goin' to war, boys & girls. Russian and Putin are hellbent on invading Ukraine, and the rest of the world is ready to watch.


Get yer popcorn. Read all about it in today's Morning Sixpack.


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In other news...


Toddler clears out mom's online shopping cart, orders $2,000 worth of items from Walmart

A New Jersey woman was browsing furniture on Walmart's website and adding items to her cart, but she hadn't yet purchased any of them. So when package after package started arriving at her door, she was so confused.


The woman, Madhu Kumar, said she asked her husband and two older children whether they had bought the items, but they said it wasn't them. That left Kumar's almost 2-year-old son, Ayaansh, as the lone culprit, NBC New York reported.


Ayaansh, who is most likely still learning how to count, was playing on his mother's phone when he ordered the items, totaling almost $2,000.


"It is really hard to believe that he has done this, but that’s what happened," his father, Pramod Kumar, told the station.


Yahoo News


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LOL. Kids do the darnedest things! And parents are idots.


Make it a great day!


Bill


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