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It's July 4 and you know what that means:

Wildfires and housefires and shit blowin' up.


So be prepared. This is NOT a warning but a prediction.


Shit will catch fire today. People will lose limbs.


I hope not in your neck of the woods.


Happy Fourth!


Make it a great day!


Bill


🍺 PS - Buy me a beer to keep the Daily Grind News open for business!

🧨 PPS - My neighborhood becomes a war zone about 9pm every July 4. It's why we usually aren't here. But here we will be, hopefully watching something less crazy on TV. Like Armageddon or something. I hear it's a good show for small children.

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