Smart News from a Smartass by Bill Davis

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Taking the day off

Hello!


I wanted to let you know that there won't be a Morning Sixpack today. I was up way too late for no good reasons at all.


I didn't watch the neighbors trying to burn the forest down.


In fact, I did not watch any fireworks at all.


The fam and I watched AFV for hours (I slept on the couch through most of it). Nobody is awake now, which means I could be doing work and deliverin' the news.


But I don't want to.


So, I'll see you tomorrow.


Take care, be safe, stay out of the heat.


Bill


🍺 PS - It's almost all bad news anyway. I'm sure somebody saved a puppy. So let's go with that.

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