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Voice recognition mistake of the day: "We saw the meat. You're right!" (Actually, they saw a meteorite.) Have you…
Read issue →Children cause accidents, accidents cause... 👶
Southernism of the Week: “Children in the back seat cause accidents… accidents in the back seat cause children!” Voice…
Read issue →Let's shake loose some clothes - ahem, clues 👗🔍
Voice recognition mistake of the day: “I didn’t actually have a strategy other than poke at our suspects to see if we…
Read issue →harder than sticking a wet noodle in a wildcat’s... 🙀
Southernism of the Week: “It’s harder than trying to stick a wet noodle in a wildcat’s butt.” Why anyone would want to…
Read issue →Watch out for ambitious llamas! 🦙
Voice recognition mistake of the day: I’m currently writing a cowboy romance. Here’s an excerpt: He gave her a…
Read issue →🐶 prouder than a hound pup with his first flea
Southernism of the Week: "I’m prouder than a hound pup with his first flea." Hey, just because YOU wouldn't be proud…
Read issue →Hey, grab that dog scholar! 🐶🎓
Voice recognition mistake of the day: Josh jumped forward and grabbed the dog scholars. (Or maybe the dog’s collars.)…
Read issue →gone faster than a toupee in a hurricane 🌬
Southernism of the Week: 2022 is moving “faster than a teenage girl with juicy gossip.” Before you know it, it will be…
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