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The ferrets welcome us home! 😀
Voice recognition mistake of the day – "It smelled and should arrive tomorrow." That should be "It's mailed." Don't want…
Read issue →Tolerate fools? ? We don't think so!
Happy New Year! We hope 2022 brings you many good things. It would be nice if that included ease of travel and safety…
Read issue →Bear and Panda wish you a cozy and snuggly winter. ❄
Voice recognition mistake of the day: "He made a few horse noises, like he was trying to talk." 🐴 Neigh! I meant…
Read issue →😜 Why you should never argue with stupid people
Southernism of the Week: More advice that can come in handy during the holiday season and year-round: “Never argue…
Read issue →When making hot buttered rum, go easy ... ☕
Voice recognition mistake of the day, regarding the making of hot buttered rum: I wouldn't go too heavy on the…
Read issue →"Oh, you think I’m cute when I'm angry?" 😠
Southernism of the Week: This one sounds like Melanie, but it could be useful for holiday family gatherings: “Oh so…
Read issue →😸 Catnip as insect repellent and a lovely retreat view
Voice recognition mistake of the day: "She pushed open the door to the cat room with her shoulder, since her hands…
Read issue →Slicker than a chased greased hog 🐷
Southernism of the Week: “Slicker than a chased greased hog.” Or for even more imagery, there’s “Slick as snot on a…
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