Hanging on the Telephone: Communication During Intimacy

“I had to interrupt and stop this conversation Your voice across the line gives me a strange sensation I’d like to talk when I can show you my affection Oh, I can’t control myself Don’t leave me hanging on the telephone Hang up and run to me.” You ma...

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Nov 17, 2022
So Many Ways to Pee Your Pants: Let Me Count The Ways

This is the blog post that explores jokes like “I laughed so hard pee ran down my leg” and other assorted bullshit. There are quite a few ways a person can pee themselves. I am going to start this blog off with a beautiful gallery of some of the “fun...

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Oct 16, 2022
What Does A Pelvic Floor Evaluation Look Like?

Going to a therapist for pelvic floor therapy can be really scary. Like really, really scary.  I have had people tell me things like they have delayed going for YEARS. I have known people to spend thousands of dollars on incontinence pads -those thin...

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Oct 09, 2022
“What Should My Baby Be Doing and When?”

An exploration of the importance of learning your baby’s milestones I’ve been stealing babies (with the permission of their parents) since I was a young child myself. My neighbors adopted a baby when I was 8 years old, and I quickly elected myself as...

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Sep 29, 2022
Don’t We All Have An “Abortion” Story?

There is the potential for a lot of triggers in this post. I am going to put this disclaimer up on top with a warning to you as you proceed that I’m letting you into my life more than I normally would in writing on the internet. Stop reading if you a...

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Sep 15, 2022
A Slippery Debate: To Shower Sex or Not!

Welcome to my blog post about why TV show and movie shower sex scenes make me mad. I will start this rant off by saying that I have had issues with my pelvic floor and hip mobility since I was young, so part of my struggles with this topic probably s...

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Aug 20, 2022
Big Dick Energy and Other Assorted Penis Myths

A while ago I posted about “The Tiny Vagina Club” and how society’s idea that a smaller, tighter vagina is more valuable can be really harmful to some vagina owners. Today, I would like to tackle another pet peeve of mine, “Big Dick Energy.” I know I...

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Aug 11, 2022
When In Doubt, Refer It Out

A recent anecdotal story on why it is important to pay attention to clinical red flags and refer out to other practitioners for more testing when needed… I have been a therapist for a long time, and I have worked in a lot of settings. I have worked i...

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Aug 04, 2022