You disappoint me. Only 6 out of every 10 of you opened my last email. Sad.
Just joshin' ya! The above stat is true, but I love you anyway.
In today's news, you may hear about "Log4j," some sort of computer thingy that's seriously broken and wreaking havoc amongst the caffeine-addled IT crews across the land.
I don't know what it means, except to say hackers can more easily break into computer servers and do shit they shouldn't do, like maybe grab nude selfies and dick pics you've taken over the years and withdraw all the money from your bank account.
That's why I keep nearly zero dollars in banks. All my money is invested in FOOD--my investments are SOARING! Thanks to Joe Biden's inflationary "tax & spend" policies, amiright?
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Make it a great day!
Bill
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