Smart News from a Smartass by Bill Davis

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I admit, I "mailed this one in" [SlacKeR eDiTiON]

It's a slow news day. Not much else to say.


Normally, the Olympics would have me jazzed, but it just seems so sterile, insignificant, and unexciting.


I did find out that the snow sports venue(s?) are right next to a nuclear power plant. I don't know what that means, except it's weird to see a nuke cooling tower nowadays.


Read the Morning Sixpack here, I mean, if you want to. Or, you can skip it because the only news is about a gambling nun who got caught and had to pay back the $800,000 she stole from a school while she was its principal.


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Get your Morning Sixpack right here.


Make it a great day!


Bill


🍺 PS - Buy me a beer to keep the Daily Grind News open for business!

🎰 PPS - I clearly chose the wrong profession. I could have been a Catholic high school principal.

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