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Grinning like a possum eating a sweet potato
Southernism of the Week: “Grinning like a possum eating a sweet potato.” I guess possums really like sweet potatoes.…
Read issue →Would you shave your eyebrows for your cat? 😺
Voice recognition mistake of the day: "She grabbed a spider from the bedroom before heading downstairs." That should…
Read issue →Beyond yonder is a right far piece from here
Southernism of the Week: “It’s a right far piece from here.” That’s farther than yonder. Chris has a treasure hunting…
Read issue →If you grill the butter, would it have a meltdown? 🤨
"I think we can show the knife was in the drawer when it was locked." "How?" "By the butter." This exchange in an old…
Read issue →A seven-course meal is a possum and a six-pack 🍺
Southernism of the Week: You can be “as country as Corn Flakes or “as country as a baked bean sandwich,” but the…
Read issue →Does passion favor the bald? 🤭
Voice recognition mistake of the day: I was making a note of a recommended historical romance, and it came out…
Read issue →Writing stories kids will love, from idea to editing ✍
Howdy - you signed up for this list to get information about my writing classes and other helpful writing info. You…
Read issue →Do you have crazy people in your family?
Southernism of the Week: “See, no one in the South ever asks if you have crazy people in your family. They just ask what…
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