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😸 The kittens didn’t want what the cat dragged in
Southernism of the Week: “You look like something the cat dragged in and the kittens didn’t want.” We’re sure to find…
Read issue →Southwest summer: ⛅clouds, 🌵blooming cacti, and warm orioles🐤
Voice-recognition mistake of the day: I'm sure I said "war memorials," but it showed up in text as "warm orioles."…
Read issue →a rubber-nosed woodpecker in a petrified forest 🌳🐦
Southernism of the Week: “She’s frustrated as a rubber nosed woodpecker in a petrified forest.” Y’all just know…
Read issue →Have you lost the plot? ✍
Howdy - you signed up for this list to get information about my writing classes and other helpful writing info. You…
Read issue →Can we 'ketchup' over a new cat café novel? 😺
Voice recognition mistake of the day: "I hope you and I can have a ketchup walk sometime." (I'd relish that!) It’s…
Read issue →She’s barefooted as a yard dog 🐶
Southernism of the Week: “She’s barefooted as a yard dog.” Wait, do inside dogs wear shoes? Welcome to our new…
Read issue →Pasting when nervous? 🤔 Maybe he needs more cats!
Voice recognition Error of the Day: "The phone rang. Sean grabbed it and paste the kitchen as he answered. He paste when…
Read issue →Get your cupcakes and confessions early! 🧁
I’m sending an extra email out because I have advanced copies of the next cat café novel available for free! Would you…
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