AND I DID IT WITHOUT COFFEE. …And with nothing to help me but an English degree! (It turns out that numbers are just like letters except they don't mean anything! Although, to be fair, you can sometimes spell out bad words if you hold your calcul...

Howdy! I'm a narrative designer and writer with wildly diverse work experience that includes content planning and copywriting for blockbuster mobile games like Temple Run 2, manuscript editing at a small press, and user interface and taxonomy design...