I've got another bit of madness for you! For some reason, I've been in kind of a swordfish mood lately… (Is this what being trapped in an artistic rut* feels like?)

See Part One here! Time to break some more table tops! (and also my face...)

Let's break some tabletops! (By applying videogame narrative design tactics!)

In the chaos-infested realm known only as James's Garage, one man faces the tide of empty cardboard boxes, forgotten furniture, old shoes that only kind of fit, abandoned bicycles, a bag of some unholy abomination labeled "s'mores flavore...

Some more Vim for you, fresh from the fetid jungles of the imagination!

Paint.net sure has come a long way.

I saw a ghost once.

( Read Part Two here. ) I don't normally post first drafts of personal writing, but I submitted an in-progress short story for last week's Operation Garbage Fountain, and, as per my agreement with fellow garbage-fountainie...

For only 5 of your human minutes, you can experience the glorious pulp horror comedy splendor that is Interview with an Ichthyologist Itch.io! (Did I mention that you can get a pet fish-puppy to smite your enemies?)

Do you have a Garbage Fountain Accountability Buddy (TM) ?