Happy Saturday!

I'm exhausted, caffeinated, and seriously pumped about what's here.

I've never done anything like this before at the Human Optimization Center. 

Like ever. 

And I'm not sure my team will let me do it again (they're already giving me side-eye about these discounts).

Here's the deal - I’m throwing open the doors to our Small Business Saturday Extravaganza, and it's absolutely bonkers. 

We're talking mega deals across our entire lineup of body-transforming services.

I put together a google doc with details on each one.

Click Here to learn more.

Want to melt fat like butter in a microwave? Our Contour Light treatments are priced to move. 

Looking to feel like you're 25 again? Our CORE services package (with cryotherapy, red light therapy, and all that good stuff) is ready to rock your world.

For my chronic pain sufferers out there - our PEMF therapy is calling your name. 

And ladies, our hormone optimization services? Yeah, those are on the table too.

Look, I'm not trying to be dramatic here, but these prices are ridiculous. Like, "my accountant is having heart palpitations" ridiculous.

The cart's open RIGHT NOW. But fair warning - when these spots are gone, they're gone. 

And at these prices, that's probably happening faster than I can finish my fourth bulletproof coffee of the day.

Click Here to learn more.

Get in there,

Tim (I need to get to bed because it’s 2:14am) Fitzgerald

P.S. Seriously though, don't wait on this. My team's already threatening to revoke my discount-giving privileges.