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It’s only after the kids go to bed 🛏️
Quick question - You know multi-tasking is bullshit, right? It’s fake. Does. Not. Exist. I should know, because…
Read issue →That’s “Future {{contact.first_name}}’s” problem
Hey , what’s your favorite part of the morning? Is it: The quiet? The coffee? The fresh start? How do you feel when it’s…
Read issue →You can never forget (no matter how hard you try)
Believe me, . Getting your face shoved into the ground while you struggle is a memorable experience. The right cheek and…
Read issue →Is that what you really want? 🌳
Seriously , You won’t believe it. How is it possible that I’ve never noticed this before? I’ve encircled that city…
Read issue →The worst advice you’ve been given 👎
Bad news , You’ve been lied to (again). Don’t be too upset, it wasn’t on purpose (this time). They just think that…
Read issue →OK, stay calm and try not to freak out 😨
I'm telling you , it was a battle. Have you ever been so confused by someone’s actions that you can’t control your…
Read issue →The Second Side of Christmas 🎅
Shit. Only one more week. A single set of seven days remain until I have to do it. Today I’m going to enjoy Christmas…
Read issue →This might piss people off 😬
Obese people are causing more deaths than anything else. And to be clear - obesity is a choice in nearly every case.…
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