an awkward email
Sep 08, 2024 7:55 am
Hey there!
So here we are.
If you're already signed up...
Consider this a lesson in supreme awkwardness.
If you're not....
I currently have 27 #sideeyes directed at you at the moment...
AKA...
Just 27 spots left to fill.
Here's the thing...
The problem with deadline day messages is they work.
No matter how many times I make the invite, many wait until the very last minute.
Others wait past the last minute and ask to get in after the deadline...
Will that work for you....?
Lemme see....
#thinking....
NO!!!.
Seriously though...
There's nothing interesting about a deadline email.
And because there is nothing interesting or insightful about them...
I don't enjoy writing them or sending them.
But it's your fault.
++wipes a very reluctant fake tear++
You make me do this as you wait until the last minute.
I'm all for personal responsibility but this is all on you.
Making me send this email despite me not wanting to do it.
But so far I'm finding that blaming you is rather therapeutic for me...
So there's that...
Free advice: If you have deadlines on your offers send messages on the last day. They work.
I'll stop there before I lose it and direct you to the registration link below..
It closes midnight. That's Lagos, Nigeria time.
And yes...
I know midnight is different in different places...
Please don't tell me that tomorrow when you miss it.
So...
Do us both a favor and just get out of your own way.
See you inside.
CTM
PS: Please note that this is the first and ONLY time this will ever be free again.