How To F#@K Up Your Marketing
Jun 16, 2020 12:00 pm
Hey there
IT OCCURRED TO ME that I've done a lot of
talking so far...
About how to make your marketing solid..
Then it occurred to me....
After a sip of my delicious all new Cocolicious
coffee of course...
It occurred to me that I'm leaving out all of
the underachievers out there....
I'm talking about those...
Who don't like to be bothered with results.
If you're one of them...
And by some mind boggling twist of faith...
You're still subscribed to this newsletter...
How do you know what to do?
Well,
You're in luck because...
Here's your 10-step action plan...
For absolutely f@#king up your brand and marketing.
#sipscocoliciouscoffee
FULL DISCLOSURE:
THESE STEPS DO NOT NEED TO
BE COMPLETED IN ANY
PARTICULAR ORDER
JUST DOING A FEW OF THESE
WILL ENSURE YOUR BRAND
AND MARKETING SUPPORTS
EPIC FAILURE
You're welcome.
Enjoy!
Step 1:
Let fear keep you from taking action and trying new things.
Doing something new is scary.
Fear is your friend.
Step 2:
Never ask anyone for help.
They're likely wrong anyway...
And you don't need them because you are always right.
Also...
Don't bother coming for Brand Acceleration...
After all...
Failure marketing and mediocre sales...
Keeps life and business interested.
#sideeye
Step 3:
Think of every reason something will not work
rather than every reason why it will
Step 4:
Constantly worry about what other people think.
Constantly...
Seriously...
There is nothing more important than
the opinions of others...
Especially those who you do not know.
And especially if they're wrong..
But you're too lazy to find out.
Step 5:
Only hang around negative people who
like to complain....
Yes o...
These are the people keeping it real.
They have nothing to show for it but
mediocre results...
But hey...
It therapeutic to sit around and moan...
Step 6:
Understand you have to be lucky to succeed.
Hard work is for employees...
Not entrepreneurs.
You became your own boss so you wouldn't
have to work.
So if anything requires effort...
Leave it alone and run.
Step 7:
The very second you are faced with a challenge...
Quit.
Step 8:
Let self-doubt rule your mind.
Confidence is completely overrated anyway.
Step 9:
Do everything in your power to fit in and be normal.
Industry “norms” are norms for a reason.
If everyone else is doing it...
Then it must be a good idea.
Step 10:
Under no circumstance should you ever
take action on your ideas.
That idea might lead to being successful...
And then you'll have to work.
We don't want that...
Bonus step:
Within the first 10 seconds of meeting
someone online for the first time...
Try to sell them something.
It makes them happy and shows
that you really care about them.
SMH
Now...
Real talk...
If for some reason you blank everything else...
I've shared in my emails to you so far...
And somehow decide to implement the
10 silly Ideas I shared today...
You need Jesus!!!
If however...
You realize that you're better than these
10 silly ideas...
Join me this thursday on HPEN...
For a once in a life time opportunity...
To learn one of the most life changing
marketing concepts in...
The Community Mastery Method™...
It's Called the Attention Filter™..
And it's about how to remove the conscious
and unconscious blocks...
Keeping your market from paying attention to
you online.
There won't be any replays...
Once it's over...
This training will only be available for N15,000
However...
If you've signed up for the Brand Acceleration
workshop...
You'll get it as one of the bonuses for being a
part of the workshop....
For details about the brand acceleration workshop...
Please click on the button bellow..
Till tomorrow...
Play a bigger game.
Victor.
CTM