3615 Code Père Noël (aka Deadly Games)

And yes, the similarity is strong: A young boy is forced to use traps to protect his home after a menacing Santa slides down his chimney. Although it's much darker than most holiday movies, what we found in this forgotten French flick was a lot of he...

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Dec 25, 2019
To All A Goodnight

This Friday the 13th knockoff may be full of Christmas imagery, but that can't save it from being hilariously bad. A killer Santa stalks a bunch of super-horny teenage girls and their boyfriends. Sound familiar?

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Dec 23, 2019
Hide And Seek

And we make history by reviewing the very first Indian film ever on our podcast. If you're so inspired to see it yourself, check it out on Netflix now. Enjoy!

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Dec 10, 2019
Sleepwalkers

With early CGI morphing in all its glory, in-your-face incest, tons of celebrity cameos, and some fairly brutal violence, it doesn't hold much back. You just kinda wish it turned out better as a result.

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Dec 06, 2019
Home Sweet Home

And it's a real turkey. But it does star Jake of "Body By Jake" fame! Where ya at, our 80's kids?

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Nov 28, 2019
Alligator

Alligator has nothing remarkable about it, except that there are some remarkable people involved in it, and it has an inexplicable 80% plus fresh rating at Rotten Tomatoes. Who can figure this out? We can't.

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Nov 20, 2019
All Hallows' Eve

A gritty and not so great horror anthology redeems itself by the end, propelling its director straight into a career in filmmaking, and potentially bringing us a new horror icon to rival Jason and Freddy. Happy Halloween everyone!

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Oct 31, 2019
Once Bitten

This is Jim Carrey's big breakthrough - his first starring role as a frustrated teenage virgin who can't get his girlfriend to give it up, so he turns to a female vampire instead and gets more than he bargained for. It's goofy as hell and 80's throug...

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Oct 28, 2019
The Guest

Perfect for the season, and also a "perfectly serviceable film" by our standards, with a "smooookin' hot" guy leading the action.

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Oct 15, 2019
House of 1000 Corpses

We're resurrecting Rob Zombie's first full-length feature film, House of 1000 Corpses, and tearing it limb from limb. But mostly we're enjoying Haig's turn as the wacky-yet-intimidating Captain Spaulding, the clown with a murder ride in his gas stati...

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Oct 08, 2019