Southernism of the Week: "She’s dancing in the hog trough." She's argumentative, mad.

Meet teen “Felony Melanie” years before the movie Sweet Home Alabama in this laugh-out-loud romantic comedy series. Follow the crazy antics of Melanie, Jake, and their friends as teens. Visit the Amazon US series page or the B&N page for Felony Melanie: Sweet Home Alabama romantic comedy novels or find the books at all E-book retailers.

Kris’s voice recognition mistake of the day: “Eggs are considered one of the smartest animals on earth, more intelligent than dogs.” Well, it’s true that if I tell my eggs to stay, they do (unless they roll over). But I meant pigs.

New Release: Someone Murderous at The Midnight Motel (The Accidental Detective Book 5):

Reviews are coming in: “The characters in this book remind me of those in Janet Evanovich's Stephanie Plum series. I love their quirks and I was fooled until the very end.”

“I could not put the book down. I love the amateur detective sisters solving the crimes along with their friends and family who help them. There is lots of witty banter and interesting situations that keep this story moving along at a fast pace. This book is a great addition to the Accidental Detective Series and I highly recommend it.”

The Accidental Detective humorous mystery series is available in print and ebook at various retailers, including directly from the publisher.

It's October, so it must be autumn, right? This throwback pic of Kris at White Sands, New Mexico, sums up autumn in the Southwest. Blue sky? Clouds? Possibly shorts weather? Sure!

Southern Treat of the Week: Mississippi Roast is a classic Southern recipe. "Also called Pepperoncini roast, this 7-ingredient dinner is as simple as it is flavorful." Plus the leftovers make a great sandwich. Get the recipe here.

Ferrets know you can get cozy in any season, but cool days are a good excuse to snuggle up in a blanket and look cute.

Books on our radar

Billionaire in Disguise, by Melanie Knight: "Wanted: Fake boyfriend. Qualifications: Must be charming and friendly. No criminal masterminds. Prior experience as a fake boyfriend a plus. Responsibilities: Convince my large family you are my boyfriend, so I don’t ruin their celebration. May involve shirtless jogs, splash fights and lots of practice kissing.

Applicant Name: Dominick Knight, a.k.a. Nick Walters. Employment: Billionaire CEO of Knight Technology, undercover as a temp to investigate corruption. Special skills: Keeping my true identity a secret. Final result: Secrets, seduction and excitement." Readers say this is cute and fun - and just 99 cents.

The Flirty Bull Rider At Cypress Hills (Cypress Hills Ranch Series Book 1), by Jamie Whitmann: "Lilibeth is busy looking after her mother and working every day, but she can't ignore the pitter-patter in her heart when bull riding superstar Archer Reed rolls into Cypress Hill. Unfortunately, Archer doesn't date while on the road - he's been burned before and can't risk it again. As the small country town prepares for the bull riding event, Lilibeth and Archer are drawn to each other, but will their pasts prevent them from finding happiness? Don't miss this heartwarming tale of love and redemption set in the thrilling world of bull riding." The books in this series are 99 cents each and readers say they are cute.

Christmas in Twinkle Falls, by Freda Ann: “Sophie Beck is riddled with anxiety as holiday season rolls around, carrying with her haunting memories of the past year. It was the first Christmas after the tragic death of her husband, and her children’s father. It was also the second worst time of their lives, especially for Cam, their son on the autism spectrum. Wanting to show her kids Christmas can be fun again, her intentions are derailed when dashing military man, Liam James, appears in town seeking respite from traumas plaguing him. Can a dog and a little Christmas magic bring happiness back into their lives?” Are you in a holiday mood yet?

Mystery, Thriller, Suspense: Find cozy mysteries, police procedurals, PIs on the job, and thrillers! These low-priced mysteries include Kris's treasure hunting romantic suspense, Desert Gold, which is only $0.99!

If you haven’t collected your free copy of Felony Melanie Destroys the Moonshiner’s Cabin get it here. Get the preview chapters of Totally Rad Wormhole here. You can also check out Kris’s freebies here! They include a free Accidental Detective mystery story, a cat café sweet romance novel, and the “Recipes from the Cat Café” brochure.

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