Southernism of the Week: “Like a short dog in high grass.” In other words, lost.

For more Southern summer fun, visit the Amazon series page for Felony Melanie: Sweet Home Alabama romantic comedy novels or find the links to other ebook retailers.

It’s summer and the living is . . . well, hot. Doug has been enjoying hiking in California though, with loads of wildflowers in bloom.

Summer Read: if you haven’t yet read Totally Rad Wormhole, doesn’t this seem like a great beach or poolside read? "Two nerds from the eighties accidentally open a wormhole to today, go to their high school reunion, and meet their future selves. Horrified at what they’ve become, they set out to change their fate." Get the book on Amazon or in a variety of e-book formats on Smashwords.

Meanwhile, in New Mexico, Octopus Cloud wants to fight.

Kris’s voice recognition mistake of the day: “We just shared some pizza from our peach tree.” Oh, we wish we had a tree that grew pizza! Although it might attract pests – like local college students – so maybe not.

For more breezy summer reads, try Kris’s Accidental Billionaire Cowboys sweet romance series: A Texas ranching family struggles to maintain their privacy and work ethic after an enormous lottery win. Can they build new dreams and find love amidst the chaos? Readers says: “It was so much fun to read.”

“This has been one of my favorite cowboy series to read as it is so unexpected.”

“All of these books have been marvelous.”

“I would give more than five stars if I could.”

Find the Accidental Billionaire Cowboys series in print or ebook at Amazon US, Amazon UK, B&N/Nook or Kobo.

Misheard: I'm pretty sure the pre-adolescent girl did not actually ask for "something with tequila" at Dairy Queen, especially because they said they did have it, but I can't figure out what she did ask for. 🤔

Find More New Authors and Books: No individual “books on our radar” this week, but find hundreds of titles in these great collections! Most of the full-length novels are under $5 and you can also try some freebies.

Beach Reads Bonanza: Browse mysteries with cats and dogs, senior sleuths and psychics, and folks just trying to enjoy a summer vacation. You're sure to find lots of summer beach reads! (Including Kris’s Desert Gold, which mixes action and adventure with light romance in the Southwest, for only 99 cents!)

Reading in June: This group has a bit of everything, including lots of fantasy and science fiction, plus a few romances. Find dragons, vampires, royalty, rogues, magical heirs, and time travelers! 

June Cozy Mystery Book Bonanza: Grab these fun cozy mysteries now! Lots of witches, pets, charming oddball jobs, etc., but Kris’s pick is Baking Bad, a mystery with dragons (and of course her own Accidental Detective series.)

Finally, here's Bear Bear looking like his life is much harder than it really is. This is how we feel when thinking about our to do lists.

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If you haven’t collected your free copy of Felony Melanie Destroys the Moonshiner’s Cabin get it here. Get the preview chapters of Totally Rad Wormhole here.

Visit the Amazon series page for Felony Melanie: Sweet Home Alabama romantic comedy novels or find the links to other ebook retailers.