Why you should never trust a gnome 🧙‍♂️

Aug 14, 2021 3:41 am

Southernism of the Week: “The porch light's on, but no one's home.” Southerners really know how to insult people.


Kris’s Voice Recognition Error of the Week: “The thief excerpt from the gnome's e-mail …”

What does that even mean? Did someone steal from the gnome or is the gnome the thief? Go home, voice recognition, you’re drunk!


Doug and friends escaped to Mammoth for a few days. He tried stand up paddleboarding. Look, he’s actually standing!

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Kris's lesson of the week: Yesterday my big toe hurt A LOT. I looked up symptoms. It sounded more like arthritis than gout. When I got in bed, it was so painful I wasn't sure I could sleep. It felt like a needle stabbing the side of my toe. Touched my foot and -- pulled a thorn out of the side. Moral: when you live in New Mexico, the first response to pain should be to ask, "Is something stabbing me?"


Here’s Chris’s ferret Princess Pandemonium. What do you think she’s thinking?

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