Dear ,

Don’t board de wrong train, board de wrong train;

De debil is a driba, will drive you down to hell!

Don’t you board de wrong train, board de wrong train;

Hop off an get on de odda train.

We are declaring: War Oh! 

Ferncourt, War Oh

ALL TEACHERS OF SNERNCOURT HIGH BE WARNED

Today is the day that you saddle a lizard and put underpants on pigs and let all your wits and wisdom fly. Welcome to ALL OF THAT workshop with Dr. H. 

Bring out your A Game as I will require you to prove to me that you are worthy of the name Teacher. 

What did you want to learn when you were in high school?

I wanted to climb trees and handle snakes but my teachers found me annoying and told me to sit still instead. 

So I made stink bombs and sang aloud in class. And generally the teachers thought I was an ass ☹️ 

But I’m not you see, I was just being me.

So teacher can you allow us to get that song all wrong and turn our failure into a plan? Without insulting or being mean can you show me than I am worthy to be called Queen?

Can you make bagpipes out of straws and socks? Or teach us how to make art by throwing rocks? Can we build a really, really creepy crawly snake or a mosquito that can jump in the lake. Can we cook green eggs and ham and make a flying ram? 

If the cosmopolitan Mr. Thomas 

Suddenly came and told you teach about lamas

And said you need to teach such and such 

And his face became wrinkled from worrying so much and much

Would your students jump and roll and tell him he was such a troll 

Or would they all laugh in glee to show the wannabees who is the Queenbee

If your school had to be torn down because it was not the best in town

Would you be willing to put it to the test and show that your students are not pests?

This is your chance to prove how different you can be by creating a school that makes me happy to be me.

Wouldn’t it be nice if you could come to school with a giggle and make that giggle grow by half until it sounds like a rolling calf 

Because you see Snerncourt has the best teachers by far

If only they would believe in themselves for nar.

So saddle yu ram goat let us ride SnernCourt inna fire O. Saddle yu ramgoat Let us ride on the right train.

See you lata!!!!

Dr. H

Confidence Builder