Dear humans,

We are poopyheads, and we CAN haz the dumbz.

Our PO Box address is actually as follows:

RJ Blain / Pen & Page Publishing

PO Box 2663

Cupertino, CA 95015

As punishment for hasing the dumb, we have stone a snippet of Taken for your enjoyment.

“Your record says you typically drive no more than ten below the speed limit, and you will only take the easiest routes. You cut across Dallas like you were a man on a mission to…”

The agent blinked, his brows furrowed even deeper, and then he bowed his head. “Right. I’m wrong. Sorry, Your Majesty. I wasn’t thinking.”

I had no idea what he was talking about. “Pardon?”

“You were driving like a man on a mission to get his pregnant wife pickles and ice cream.”

Please accept our apologies and this picture of me taking a nap as compensation for our can hasing the dumbz.