Dear humans,

The female is late on just about everything, so she's scrambling. And when she's not scrambling, she's fondling her Sobble controller while playing Pokemon Sword on her Nintendo Switch she received as an anniversary gift.

Our home has been a war zone. She quit coffee, and she's a little over a week into the withdrawal. (This has been a factor in no emails. Withdrawing human females are GROUCHY. We have been waiting for her to stop snarling to emerge from the safety of beneath the bed.)

She is drinking tea with honey, and there may be a honey shortage in Cupertino at the rate she's going. (Fun fact: she's still consuming less sugar than with coffee despite her fixation on honey.)

She even got her consumption of honey down from her 'pound a week' status.

She REALLY likes honey...

Fun fact: she used to hate honey.

There are no pictures today. Sorry. The female must get back to work on Chip so it releases on time, but we wanted to take a moment to check in on you.

We hope you're doing well, and that you've found a lot of wonderful books to read lately.

~Princess & Zazzle