It's just another manic (read; exceptionally raining and ouchy) Monday! Meouch!

Apr 06, 2020 9:11 pm

Dear humans,


Rain + Cold + Dramatic Temperature Changes = Meouch! The female, many years ago, attempted to fly. She failed, fell down some steps, and landed on her knee. Her knee likes reminding her that humans cannot fly.


Fortunately, she has learned her lesson and focuses on being a writer instead. Please enjoy this picture of Princess trying to steal the pen and preventing the female from working.


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That pink blanket is her favorite. It's our favorite, too. We fight for dominance over it every morning and evening. The female keeps winning because she has hands. Boo, hands. One day, human. One day, cats will get opposable thumbs, and you will regret your evil ways!


In today's episode of Allergies or Plague, we have... nothing! The rain has made the pollen go away for a while, so the female is magically cured of all ailings!


Hooray!


We hope everyone is doing well this morning, and that you're staying safe, warm, and cozy wherever you might be.


Please enjoy this picture of a peacock the female took while in England. Yes... the peacock came very close to the female, and she enjoyed the hell out of it!


These were very spoiled castle peacocks.


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I want to be that spoiled, too!


Wait, what? I already am?


What rubbish!


~Zazzle the Beguiling Tyrant


P.S.: The next chapter of The House Lost at Sea is up in the Fantasy Worlds of RJ Blain group, there will be a book review on the blog a little later today, and the female is working hard at finalizing the Run Around before diving back into Grave Humor.


Today will be busy for her. You can do it, female!

Comments
avatar Barbie
Glad you feel better today.
avatar The Sneaky Kitty Critic
Thank you! Allergies definitely beats plague.
avatar Paula G
So glad the evil pollen has gotten washed down. I’m jealous. We hardly ever get rain here!
avatar The Sneaky Kitty Critic
We, too, rarely get rain, for we live in a desert.
avatar Bernadette
Goad the female is feeling better today. Love your sister she is so cute, stealing the female's pen hehehe. Love and hugs to you all, stay safe.
avatar Kim K
No one enjoys springs rains as much as some one who is allergic to airborne allergens!! May it rain on and off for the entire week in your area. (On and off as no one wants flooding) Love the peacock, such a beautiful bird. Thank you for sharing. Stay healthy!!
avatar JoAnne Dunn
Dear Zazzle the Beguiling Tyrant: Glad to hear the allergy apocalypse was defeated for a while! Hope that the busy day was filled with accomplishments! On the pain front, I will raise the female TWO failure to fly knees(slacker!?)and a failure to stop aging hip. Yay, I win!?? Very lovely Peacock, though! Have a wonderful day!!