Sure, Tina. You can have something punny and weird right now along with a picture of Tia the Majestic.

This is also a small test to make sure this is actually working.

This seems to be working. Good. Excellent.

Here is your reward for putting up with us testing a new toy:

From Grave Humor.

Darlene scowled and eyed the hole that had once been my parents’ house. “You make a good point. When you cheat, the couple does tend to embarrass anyone who knows them for a few days. But they’d like it.”

“You can also cheat, my darling.”

“You cheat better than I do, and I’m displaying my spots for you right now.”

“I do find the presence of spots to be highly encouraging. You should encourage me.”

“You promised me entertainment today. Until I’m properly entertained, I am not sharing my spots with you.”

“But I want them,” the devil whined.

Enjoy waiting for the rest of the book, suckers!

~Zazzle the Beguiling Tyrant