Dear humans,

My sister is a very needy beast, as pictured here:

Please enjoy this photo offering of her needy ways. She usually gets what she wants. Right now, she is pursuing the male's affections rather successfully. So far she has:

1: Climbed on his lap.

2: Climbed on his desk.

3: Helped him type.

4: Napped in her hammock.

She is having a good day.

The female's honey rock is growing! She has only had one successful pollination, but as long as she gets one, she will be happy. Don't ask how much this sole honey rock has cost her. The number is large and she has flung her last fuck into the abyss. I heard it scream.

To celebrate the upcoming release of A Chip on Her Shoulder, Playing with Fire is on sale for $0.99. So is Hoofin' It. Please enjoy. They're discounted at all major US vendors. It's a coin flip if the international sites have it on sale. The female is strange.

Someone asked for a picture of the tomatoes. Here you go.

The female's desk has gotten out of hand. Here is evidence of this. Yes, that is a t-rex carved out of labradorite. It viciously jumped into her cart and roared at her.

Her desk sparks a great deal of joy right now.

Beyond being behind on everything, all is well in the Blain household. Please do not mind if you do not hear from the female for a few days. She is being most cruelly kidnapped by the male and taken to a secondary location, where she will be forced to fish, eat smores, and escape life for a little while.

Us kitties will be holding down the fort and having a party.

We hope everyone is having a wonderful day!