Dear humans,

We spent many minutes writing an email, and because the female is special, she hit the wrong button. She lost our email.

We did not scratch her. We deserve extra treats today.

As the female is obviously non-functional today, we recap what we had initially written while shooting really nasty kitty glares her way.

Silly human, deleting all the work! Bad human. Go to your room and think about what you have done.

This is the female's new pen cup. It has pretty colors and amuses her. It was handcrafted in Mexico. It has spots and colors and more spots, and this highly amuses her. She loves her new pen cup.

So, the female has discussed with her designer about the postcards. We are working on this. We are also gathering cute and interesting postcards from the internet. We got stamps just for post cards, although we will use a mix of stamps. We got some really beautiful Navajo $0.02 stamps we'll be randomly adding to various letters, cards, and postcards.

We're not sure we bought enough stamps. We have a lot of people wanting a letter or a card! This is marvelous. Should we run out of stamps, we will buy more, and this will make us happy.

The female received honey rock seeds from a friend, and she made one GROW! She is so excited, because she has a black thumb. She really wants a honey rock, so she has to keep this plant alive for eighty days.

We give this a 5% chance of success. Wish her lucky.

Isn't it adorable?! IT IS A BABY.

The female is very excited.

Keep an eye on the blog today. The first part of the Snarky Cat's Guide to RJ's Books will explore the Witch & Wolf series in the female's preferred reading order. It'll be fun. It's snarky.

Have a great day, everyone!

P.S.: It is Thursday, April 16, 2020 Year of the Never Ending Month of Mapray.