Newsletters
Dear False Potato Mother, Come See Me in Chicago
I'm doing a reading in Chicago!
Read issue →Dear False Potato Mother, It's Release Day!
My baby book Sara has come out! She's gay and she's for sale.
Read issue →Dear False Potato Mother, I wrote a new book/I saw a new bird
Dear False Potato Mother, Yesterday I saw a new bird. I've set up four feeders around the outside of our house and…
Read issue →Dear False Potato Mother, I'm photography-curious
No more cardboard box, bitches.
Read issue →Dear False Potato Mother, I'm Guzzling
My trailer has been fluctuating in heat quite a bit. One day it's freezing, the next it's boiling. I took a walk to…
Read issue →Dear False Potato Mother, I'm living in the past
Dear False Potato Mother, I'm typing this in the little RV in the backyard of our house that is my bedroom. Did I…
Read issue →Dear False Potato Mother, I was banned!
Banned! from the Gumroad
Read issue →Dear False Potato Mother, I wrote a poem.
Here's a poem for you today.
Read issue →