Oops, I sent out the wrong link! 😅 Plus see my most hilarious review!
Apr 07, 2023 6:37 pm
Hi !
I’m a dork. Last week I somehow sent out the wrong link for The Ballast’s Bride, my brand new giant alien romance. Here’s the correct link!
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0BJC816N3
Curious what reviewers are saying about the book?
Isn’t that the sweetest? A big shout-out to my amazing advance review crew! I looooove their compliments (and take their criticisms and feedback very seriously, too). They have my endless gratitude for their selfless reading and reviewing on tight timelines! Extra big thanks to Holly and Lauren who helped me catch some stray typos.
BONUS POINTS to the honest reviewer who cracked me up with this criticism:
“It’s not sexy. Not unless you think humping something akin to an average sized tree with the aftermath being a large pot of creamy soup thrown all over you is sexy. I ain’t judging if that’s your thing.”
Thank you for not judging us! 😂😂😂
It's true that, due to the heroine's arrranged marriage (to someone else), The Ballast’s Bride is a little bit slower burn than book one of the series. That said, it’s also a little more filthy when the spice hits. Here’s a little list of the um…naughtier tropes in the book.
👀 "Hide in my pants!"
👀 Big guy tied up while little gal sits on his face
👀 Copious fluids
👀 Tusk f*cking
👀 D*ck you can ride like a pony
NEW FROM MY AUTHOR FRIEND
Krista Luna has a brilliant new addition to her Fated Mates of the Zaarn series! Check out Taken by the Alien Rogue. Kirel’s a smooth-talking hero with a heart of gold, determined to woo his curvy fated mate. Did I mention he has a very naughty tail…that vibrates?!
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Hope you have a lovely weekend (and happy Easter if you celebrate)!
Love,