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Colorado woman can't get organ transplant...

No, it's not a shortage of donor organs, though that is still a factor in "awarding" organs to donees.


It's because the woman won't get vaccinated. Colorado has said "no" to patients waiting for organ transplants who haven't been vaccinated.


In a normal time, I'd be like, "Whelp, if there's an organ that matches, give it to her."


But now? My rage against the anti-vaxxers is palpable. It's not always about you and "your immune system" or your "natural immunity" or whatever bullshit you have to tell yourself.


You can read about that (and more!) here.


In other news, Congress is poised to raise the debt ceiling just enough to get us to December. Such bullshit.


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And then there's this:


Idaho Says It’s Billing MyPillow Guy for Election Audits That Debunked His Vote Conspiracies

It’s not a great time for Mike Lindell’s bank balance. The MyPillow CEO and all-round election conspiracy crank was already facing a billion-dollar lawsuit from voting-machine company Dominion—now, officials in Idaho are set to bill him for the cost of three election audits that the state had to carry out to disprove his allegations of vote fraud.


Idaho Chief Deputy Secretary of State Chad Houck told the Idaho Statesman that his office will bill Lindell after completing three audits that, despite Lindell’s allegations of widespread voter fraud, found a minuscule 0.1 percent margin of error.


“Why not try and get Lindell to reimburse the state for having to refute his false claim?” Houck told the newspaper on Thursday. The office is counting up the costs and will send Lindell the bill in the next few weeks.


LOLOLOL "Mike Pillow" guy is fucked.


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Get the rest of the sixer here.


Make it a great day!


Bill


🍺 PS - Buy me a beer because I'm sick and can't keep my eyes open.

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