GUILTY!

Hello,

I'm sure you've heard it by now: The T-Rex is super slow and you could outrun him in a sprint.

In other news, the cop who gave money to assault weapon-carrying murderer Kyle Rittenhouse isn't a cop any more. He's been fired.

Oh, and Derek Chauvin was found guilty on all three charges. He faces up to 75 years in prison.

More:

Ted Nugent got COVID.

That's it. That's the story.

Note from a friend: Nugent would have liked it better if he'd contracted COVID-14, a reference to the Motor City Madman's proclivity for sexual affairs with teenagers.

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Sorry for being late this morning. I'm not feeling well. We'll see you tomorrow.

Make it a great day!

Bill

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