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War! What is it good for? Absolut (ly) Nothing

That subject line! It's a play on the vodka, which we'll all be drinking a lot more of it if Putin attacks and the USA and NATO respond weakly.


As #TFG is wont to say: We'll have to see.


Surprising to me is that Absolut is not Russian vodka. It's made in Sweden.


In other news, Australia is seeking an apology from the Chinese navy for using a laser to "light up" one of their jets. As if we need another small-minded skirmish to launch the world into another horrible world war...


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Make it a great day!


Bill


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✨ PPS - Thank your lucky stars that Morning Sixpack Monkey decided to work today. Otherwise, I was taking the day off.


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