👨💻 Website teachings from 3 drunk guys at 4pm
Jul 29, 2025 11:01 am
,
Three drunk guys invited me to their 4pm street party the other day.
Here's how it relates to your website traffic...
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I was out for a peaceful walk when I stumbled across this scene: loud music blasting, one of the 3 guys dancing on a chair, beer cans on a small table. Pure randomness.
(For the record, my village has more cows than people. Nothing ever happens here.)
As I walked by, they spotted me and started their pitch. "Hey! Come join us! We've got beer!"
(Plus some cringy lines I won't repeat...)
I smiled (they were actually pretty funny) and said, "Thanks, but I don't drink alcohol" and wished them a nice time as I kept walking.
Here's the thing: they weren't doing anything wrong.
They just weren't my people.
I was:
❌ not looking for a party,
❌ not interested in beer,
❌ not the right fit.
Your website is doing the same thing right now.
Just like those 3 street-party guys, when your copy tries to appeal to everyone, you end up attracting random people who are never going to say yes.
And just like those guys, you'll waste energy trying to convince everyone to join instead of attracting the ones who are already looking for what you offer.
❌ Getting your website more visible isn't about more traffic.
✅ It's about the RIGHT traffic...
People who are searching for YOU because your content speaks their language.
No chasing
No cringy pick-up lines
No dancing on chairs (or Instagram Reels) for attention.
If your website feels more like a deserted street party than an open door for premium clients, let's fix that.
💡 Book your free 20-minute strategy call here and I'll show you exactly where your website is attracting the wrong people (and how to fix that).
See you soon,
Morgane
PS: On my way back, they were still going strong... I walked faster.👀