I talk to all my dolls so we have a strong working relationship. #dolls #being #sentientbeings

Remember the good old days when being chased by a bear was your greatest fear? #bear #friends #chase

Dear diary might have also been about frenemies, but there seem to be too many of those in the world today. #friends #friend #frenemies #deardiary #highfive

I’m on four hours of sleep so this Monday can just piss off. #monday #piss

I don’t recall ever drinking booze on the beach. It’s such a fucking chore to lug shit from the car, and then sand gets everywhere. I’ve even had sand under the foreskin of my penis and that’d be great if somehow it turned into a pearl but it only just causes pain. #beach #beachday #drinking