State of the Meghan
Jan 22, 2022 12:27 am
Hi Dear Readers!
Welcome 2022! I hope you're all still well and staying safe. The New Year is always a time of renewal for me. I like to sit and take stock of where I'm at and what my priorities are for the year. I don't really do resolutions per se, since I have almost ZERO willpower and will break them by day two. 𤣠But, I do set small goals for myself, so at least there's that. I also have a tendency to look forward and forget to take some time to reflect on the previous year to remember my accomplishments. In an effort to get better at that, as a wrap up to 2021 and a launching into 2022, I'm sharing some of last year's achievements with you all.
Additionally, for this month's newsletter we have another edition of the absolutely famous World Fantasy News: The Fairest and Impartialist News Source Anywhere. This time, everyone's favorite red fury demon, Bill, is in the hot seat! Keep reading to see how well THAT goes.
Check out my 2021 year in review! Have you read or listened to everything from last year?
Goodreads M/M Romance Readers' Awards!
What's this? Fables Retold came in third on the 2021 Goodreads M/M Romance Members' Choice Awards! The Demon's in the Details, my Rumpelstiltskin retelling, was my contribution. I'm so proud!
Rainbow Awards!
Also in 2021, TWO of my demons were runners-up in two categories for the Rainbow Awards! The Demon's in the Details, was a runner up for Gay Paranormal Romance, and Must Love Demons was one for Gay Fantasy Romance! What a year!
Your Book Boyfriend's Boyfriend #YBBB
ICYMI, my entry for #YBBB is Demon for the Win! DFTW is in my Much Ado About Demons universe. You could call it Book .5 because it takes place before In Fair Verona and Must Love Demons. In Fair Verona, you briefly met Kem and Tuli who were trying to get married on a whim. Only it didn't go so well. Demon for the Win is their not-so-cute meet-cute, their romance, and their happily-ever-after. It also has an appearance from my favorite cinnamon roll of an incubus, Nico, and you'll recognize a few other familiar faces as well. You'll also meet a few new characters who have become near and dear to my heart. And it's a little over 40,000 words, so it's novella length. It can be read as a standalone. The lovely cover is designed by the Ah-Mazing Alex Corza!
Blurb:
Dryad Tuli Cato has 3 rules he lives by: No relationships, no drama, no trouble.
When gorgeous incubus Kem Balthasar offers him a night of no-strings passion, Tuli readily agrees.
Only that no-strings night sure feels like a lot more.
Okay, Tuli has 2 rules he lives by: No drama, no trouble.
Being the sous chef at the most exclusive restaurant in town makes no drama a challenge. Especially when the kitchenâs in an uproar after a staff member turns up dead. Murdered.
Um, Tuli has 1 rule he lives by: No trouble.
Surely, he can stick to this 1 simple rule. . . except it turns out, he might be the murdererâs next target.
Fine. Tuli has 3 GOALS he lives by: date Kem, become the executive chef, stay alive. Not necessarily in that order.
Sounds easy, right?
World Fantasy News: The Fairest and Impartialist News Source Anywhere
âHello, dear readers! Welcome to another issue of World Fantasy News: The Fairest and Impartialist News Source Anywhere. Iâm Geoffraie Aumberden, star reporter and nympho extraordinaire. Of course Iâm referring to myself as a nympho because male nymphs are commonly known as nymphos. Duh. But managementâand one âAppropriate Behavior in the Workplaceâ seminar laterâsays I have to make that CRYSTAL clear to my readers, lest you all think of something less savory.
Unfortunately, my nympho-ness has not been appreciated by certain stick-in-the-mud higher ups. I wonât name names (though her initials are MM) but it has been strongly suggested that I only ask questions that are not of an intimate nature.â
As though other topics are even remotely interesting. Puleez.
âNonetheless, it has been sent down from Ms. Mas . . . uh, from on-high, that I shall refrain from my usual exciting repartee with guests. Too aggressive, management says. Too many complaints. Something about HR getting involved, newsletter subscribers running away in horror, blah, blah, blah. Honestly, I tuned her out.
Anyway, today, Iâm welcoming to the studio William Jasper Reginald Butler the third.â
On my cue, he enters the studio and takes a seat, gives a wave as though you can see him.
âCall me Bill, please.â He smiles showing three rows of very sharp teeth.
For an eight foot tall, bright red demon who could stuff me whole into his maw, Iâm just going to say it: RAWR. Itâs the matching bow tie-sweater vest combo. And the glasses. I love a guy with fashion sense and a bigââ
âAhem, thank you kindly for inviting me to your program.â He smirks.
ââpair of frames.â My eyes stare pointedly at his lap.
Itâs not like I was about to say something else. Since Iâm not allowed to. For reasons.
He squints at me, all hot and huge. I may have to fan myself in a moment. Looks like he could eat me up.
The heavenly creatureâor should that be devilish?âlooks around the studio.
âSo, I truly can hear your thoughts?â he muses. âQuinn mentioned as much.â
I frown. That troublesome little witch is part of why Iâm in trouble. Iâd like toâ
âDonât talk about my Quinnie that way. Heâs the first wizard in a thousand years. Show some respect.â The demon bares his teeth.
If it didnât turn me on, Iâd be scared.
He sighs, all long suffering. âYour aura is horrible. Naturally, I find you strangely attractive, too.â
Of course he does. Iâm a catch.
âYouâre really not.â
But I am.
âNo, youâre not. Now, do you wish to ask me some questions?â He rubs his large, clawed fingers over his thick muscled thighs.
Of course I want to ask him questions. But Iâm not allowed to ask those kind. Sigh. Fine. âWhatâs your favorite color?â
He tilts his head. âI donât think Iâve ever been asked that before. Dark blue. Because itâs my clanâs colors.â He puffs up his chest. âI belong to a dragon clan.â
Yawn. I blink. âIâm sorry I tuned out. Something about a dragon clan?â
âNot interesting enough for you?â
I shrug. I mean, sure, if you like that kind of a thing.
âI would think interviewing the fiercest creature in the Elder would be interesting.â He glares at me.
I furrow my brow. âBut Iâm not interviewing Auric Starfig, am I?â
âFine. The second fiercest creature in the Elder.â
âThatâs all well and good, I guess.â
His mouth pops open. âYou have a red fury in your studio, and youâre bored! Most of us would just eat you. Iâm actually willing to talk to you. Or I was.â
âDonât be like that. Iâm sure we can find something fascinating to talk about.â I highly doubt it. This interview has been snoozeville so far. At least I have eye candy.
âYouââ
âOoh, I know! Letâs talk about your crush on that elf. The EBI agent. Whatâs his name, again?â I clap my hands together. Itâs not sex, but at least it might prove interesting.
âI donât have a crush on Leotoris!â His eyes go wide.
And dare I say âfearfulâ? Thereâs a story here. My reporterâs nose twitches.
âThereâs no story. None. We donât even like each other.â
Denial. So sad. âThen how do you know who Iâm talking about? I never said his name.â
He growls. âI say, you donât possess any survival instincts, do you? Bad enough you angered my alpha, now youâre pushing your luck with me. You know, I ate my last boyfriend. You might wish to moderate your thoughts a bit.â
âSure, you did.â Eyeroll.
He sputters. âWhat do you mean, âsure, you did?â I did. I ate him right up. Like a snack. And we were serious, too.â
âThatâs kind of hot.â
âWell, it was more bloody than hot. But certainly, if youâre into that sort of a thing, I suppose one could argue it was hot.â
Oh, I am. Into it, I mean. And Iâm dying to ask sooo many intimate questions, but I canât. Life is so unfair.
âYou canât discuss copulation?â
âNo.â I grit my teeth. Sure, throw it in my face.
âAt least you arenât constantly having to watch your alpha and his mate go at it.â He grins. Pure evil. âNo discussing fornication then? I canât tell you about the orgy I attended last week with the huge leatherââ
âNo!â Sweat breaks out on my brow. I want to know. I NEED to know. But . . . I canât ask.
âWhat if the interviewâs over? Can we talk about S.E.X. then?â he whispers.
âYes. But what fun is it to talk sex without an audience?â
âOh, youâre a kinky one, arenât you?â
I waggle my eyebrows. âYou have no idea.â
âIndeed?â He peers at me for a long moment. âA truly awful aura. Itâs mesmerizing.â
I preen. âThank you.â
âIt wasnât a compliment. Though it does make me want to throw you over the back of your chair and have my way with you. Nasty auras are my weakness. Well, that and fudge. I adore fudge.â He licks his lips.
I swallow audibly. âWell, dear readers, I, uh, need to cut this interview short. Looks like I have plans . . .
Tune in for the next edition of World Fantasy News: The Fairest and Impartialist News Source Anywhere. Geoffraie Aumberden, everyoneâs favorite nympho, signing off.â
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Happy reading!