Bathtime! Not a happy dog at all. But he HAD to roll in dirt and worms!

REVEALED : The Ukrainian commandos who blew up the Kerch bridge. THAT’S how they got past the highly trained Russian attack dolphins!

My new cap arrived today. Trying to diversify my wardrobe a bit. The problem with caps though is that my head is always so damn big. This was the biggest size and it "just" about fit me.

Our plants-in-a-jar family is rapidly expanding. This is Winston. At any moment, expect a "we shall fight them on the beaches" speech.

My very talented wife has been doing gardening and sprucing up the balcony.

Rodney the plant has a new friend. Meet Gerald. We met in the garden centre and he said to me "take me with you!". So I did.

Meet Rodney, my plant in a jar. Yeah, I name everything. For the psychiatrist, I'm the gift that keeps on giving.

It's a new game - spot the dog.

Just getting some teabags in to stock up. Not many…..only 1000 or so…..

Got sent a laptop by my boss today. My dog and I played a fantasy where I was the drug dealer hiding drugs in the laptop, and he was the customs officer determined to find it.