HOW MANY HYPNOTHERAPISTS DOES IT TAKE ???

56 FUNNY & SOMETIMES SHOCKING JOKES FOR THERAPISTS 

Well there are dozens & dozens of funny answers in this post below by way of the Jokes I've collated that answer this question..

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Whether you are an Experienced Professional Therapist or you are a Complete Novice who would like to become a Confident and Competent Diploma Bearing Certified & Accredited Practitioner of:

**Complete Mind Therapy = CMT.

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**Advanced Master Practitioner of Neuro Lingusitic Programming = NLP

**Complete Unconscious Reprogramming of Emotional Disease & Distress = C.U.R.E.D

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NOW FOR THE JOKES WHICH ANSWER THE QUESTION OF 

HOW MANY HYPNOTHERAPISTS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB?

"Just one… but the lightbulb has to really want to change."

"None. They just convince the lightbulb it’s already glowing."

"Only one, but they charge by the session."

"One—but first, they have to regress the lightbulb to its childhood trauma of burning out."

"One, and after 10 minutes, the lightbulb thinks it’s the sun."

"It depends—are we talking about the conscious or subconscious filament?"

"One to change it, and another to record the transformation as a podcast."

"Just one, but they’ll start by asking, 'When did you first feel dim?'"

"Just one—but first they’ll ask the bulb to explore its resistance to illumination."

"One—but they’ll spend an hour unpacking the bulb’s fear of shining too brightly."

"Only one, but first they need to create a safe space for the bulb to express its darkness."

"One, but they’ll start by saying, 'Let’s go back to the moment you first felt... burnt out.'"

"Just one—but the lightbulb has to consent to the change and fill out three forms first."

"One—but they’ll need to use a soft, soothing voice and a lot of affirmations."

"It only takes one—but they’ll ask the bulb how it feels about being changed."

"One—but only after a full intake session, a values clarification worksheet, and a guided visualization of a brighter future."

"Just one—but by the end, the bulb realizes it was never plugged in… just like its childhood."

"One—but only after convincing the bulb that the darkness is its own fault."

"One—but the bulb keeps relapsing into darkness out of habit."

"Only one—but the bulb ends up blaming its burnout on a toxic socket relationship."

"Just one—but after the session, the bulb files a malpractice suit."

"One—but they hypnotize the bulb into thinking it's already dead, so it stops complaining."

"One—but they charge $200 an hour while the bulb slowly accepts it's not replaceable."

"One—but they convince the bulb that being broken is part of its personality now."

"One—but by the time they're done, the lightbulb's in tears, remembering the day it first flickered."

"Just one—but they end up projecting their own burnout onto the bulb."

"Only one—but halfway through, the bulb realizes it was never meant to shine at all."

"One—but first, they guide the bulb into a deep trance… and help it accept that no one’s coming to screw it back in."

"One—but the bulb doesn’t change. It just stares blankly while reliving every moment it dimmed for someone else."

"One—but instead of changing it, they ask the bulb to embrace the void."

"One—but the bulb doesn’t make it through the session. It shattered when they asked about its father."

"One—but they hypnotize the bulb into thinking the darkness is comforting… permanent… safe."

"Just one—but only if the bulb agrees to relive its past life as a chandelier in a haunted asylum."

"One—but they spend 45 minutes convincing the bulb it’s not a toaster with abandonment issues."

"Only one—but they keep getting distracted because the lamp keeps whispering Latin."

"One—but the session ends with the hypnotherapist sobbing and the lightbulb diagnosing them."

"One—but first they have to negotiate with the bulb’s inner child, which is actually a moth."

"Just one—but the bulb keeps insisting it’s already enlightened and refuses to change out of spite."

"One—but the bulb starts glowing red, levitates, and tells the therapist it’s their turn now."

"One—but halfway through, the therapist realizes the bulb was never there… and neither were they."

"Just one—but first they convince the bulb that burning out was its own idea."

"One—but only after the bulb confesses what really happened to the last socket."

"One—but the lightbulb keeps asking, 'If I shine, will Dad finally come back?'"

"One—but after the session, the bulb files for emotional damages and electrocutes a toaster."

"Just one—but they specialize in helping bulbs with PTSD from being used in interrogation rooms."

"Only one—but they accidentally awaken the bulb’s repressed memories from the basement."

"One—but halfway through, the bulb says 'I see the light!' and everyone starts screaming."

"Just one—but they make the bulb relive its worst moment: watching every other bulb get replaced first."

"Just one—but the bulb doesn’t get changed. It gets buried in a drawer next to the others who ‘couldn’t be fixed.’"

"One—but halfway through the session, the bulb realizes it was never broken… just discarded."

"Only one—but the bulb wasn’t burned out—it was murdered. And the therapist knows who did it."

"One—but they don’t change the bulb—they help it accept the cold truth: no one misses its light."

"Just one—but instead of changing it, they hypnotize it into reliving the fire it started in 1997."

"One—but they spend the session gaslighting the bulb into thinking it was never bright to begin with."

"One—but they only take bulbs that are on the edge, because 'that's when the real work begins.'"

"Just one—but by the end, the bulb is in a jar labeled 'Patient 43 – Resistant to Illumination.'"

YOUR LIMITED TIME HOW MANY HYPNOTHERAPISTS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT-BULB OFFER... 

Also as well as sharing these JOKES with you (see above) I'd also for a Limited Time Like to give you a MASSIVE DISCOUNT off my Entire 

HOW MANY THERAPISTS DOES IT TAKE ??? Home Study Video training package which usually retails for $297 here 

https://jonathanroyle.sellfy.store/p/kvg6/ 

Use the discount code WIZARD to get 50% off at checkout or use this direct discount link 

https://jonathanroyle.sellfy.store/p/kvg6/-WIZARD/

Whether you are an Experienced Professional Therapist or you are a Complete Novice who would like to become a Confident and Competent Diploma Bearing Certified & Accredited Practitioner of:

**Complete Mind Therapy = CMT.

**Mind Emotion Liberation Techniques = MELT

**Advanced Master Practitioner of Neuro Lingusitic Programming = NLP

**Complete Unconscious Reprogramming of Emotional Disease & Distress = C.U.R.E.D

THIS IS THE FASTEST ROUTE TO GAIN ALL OF THE SKILLS YOU NEED 

https://jonathanroyle.sellfy.store/p/kvg6/-WIZARD/ 

Enjoy

JONATHAN ROYLE