She’s all gurgle and no guts! 🤢

Oct 18, 2024 11:15 pm

Southernism of the Week: “She’s all gurgle and no guts.” That means someone is a coward. You couldn't say that about Felony Melanie!


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Kris’s voice-recognition mistake of the day: “An older woman held in butter...” Any guess as to what that was supposed to be? The answer is below.


The publisher has determined titles for the first two books in Kris’s upcoming A Reluctantly Psychic Murder Mystery series. These novels feature a geologist who works at a quirky small town New Mexico Museum and can read the history of items through her touch.

imageA Stone Cold Murder (book 1) releases 4/28/25

Death at Rock Bottom (book 2) releases 7/30/25


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Voice-recognition mistake answer: No slippery characters here; it was supposed to be “an older woman and her granddaughter” 😂


Kris saw the comet from her patio! Pic by her husband.

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Doug says: “Our pitching panel at LA Comic-Con went great, I think. Also saw some other interesting panels. My favorite was paleontologists talking about paleontology in pop culture. They did one bit called "Is it a Dinosaur" where they showed various Prehistoric creatures and explained whether they were actually dinosaurs.” He also had time to check out the fun!


What you think of this ferret hairstyle? He just need some leather and chains to finish the punk look for his Halloween costume. (He was actually getting a bath.)

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Here's a throwback photo of Bear Bear and Panda practicing their spooky two-headed ferret look for Halloween!

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