Southernism of the Week: “Poor as a lizard-eating cat.” Good imagery, but “He’s so broke he’s busted all Ten Commandments” … well, that's actually kind of confusing if you think about it, but it's catchy.

Visit the Amazon series page for Felony Melanie: Sweet Home Alabama romantic comedy novels or find the links to other ebook retailers. They're "Exciting and page turning!" one reviewer says.

Kris’s voice recognition mistake of the week: “Don't let the blues guy feel you. That wind was better cold.”

Ahem. Let's try that again: Don't let the blue sky fool you. That wind was bitter cold.

Doug is taking advantage of the winter storms to get in some skiing. Look at all the snow Mammoth got!

Kris's ferrets, Bear Bear and Panda, have a different way of dealing with cold weather.

Did you know you can give ebooks as gifts? On the right-hand side of the Amazon page just below the button where you purchase for yourself, another box says, "buy for others." Type in the email address of the person you'd like to surprise and choose what day it should be delivered, such as on Valentine’s Day or their birthday!

Kris’s Furrever Friends Cat Café sweet romance series would make a great Valentine’s Day (or Pal-entine’s Day) gift! Visit the Furrever Friends Sweet Romance series page on Amazon US or Amazon UK.

Weirdest thing Kris learned lately: In the 1980s, Sweden was trying to monitor Russian submarines. But when the Cold War ended, they kept hearing the sounds, even though Russia insisted it hadn't sent any subs. Turned out the Swedes were hearing schools of herring panic farting. 😂

Kris’s bonus voice recognition mistake: “Play smoking!” Um, I actually said, “Nice ending!”

Books on our radar

Chill Out by Jana Richards: “Renata Cabral escapes to a friend's lakeside cottage to avoid her cousin's Valentine's Day wedding and embarrassing questions about why she’s not married yet. Meanwhile, Noah Brownlee is ready to mend his broken relationship with his brother. When a friend offers the use of a cottage, Noah arrives during a blizzard with his English Mastiff to find the place occupied. As the blizzard rages, the candy hearts predict love. Can Valentine's Day work its magic between them?” Now on sale for 99 cents. Sign Up for Jana Richards newsletter and receive a free novella, HOME TO SOLACE LAKE.

Valentine's Day Hunt, by Dariel Raye: “Faye Bedford just transferred to a new city. Working long hours and seldom finding time to meet new people, she just wants a date for Valentine’s Day. Nate Russo’s investment company just went under. All he has to show for six-years of hard work is a classic limo and a bad attitude, but when a friend calls in a favor, he’s in for a ride that might bring him closer to his desires than he ever expected." One reviewer mentioned that a bonus "was references to places in southern Alabama."

Red Velvet & Murder (The Nosy Paralegal Mystery Series Book 2), by Tanya R. Taylor: "Barbara Sandosa, a pastry lover and avid cook, works in her small town's most reputable law firm, where she finds herself prying into the private lives of her boss's clients. What she uncovers in some cases shocks the innocent minds of those in her community, including her level-headed boss who's being handsomely paid to defend all who have retained his services." Readers describe the series as fun and fast-paced cozy mysteries. Preorder this one for only 99 cents.

The Amulet: An uplifting Greek romantic comedy, by Effrosyni Moschoudi: "When Katie loses her office job, a strange woman hands her an amulet for good luck. Next, she gets hired as hotel receptionist on the Greek island of Sifnos. One of the guests, handsome Aggelos, saves the day whenever she needs help. Katie is intrigued by him and his quirky friends, unaware that he is a guardian angel that came with the amulet. Will Katie get her happily-ever-after? On an island as magical as Sifnos, anything is possible!" It claims, "This book will transport you to a Greek summer paradise!" Not bad for only 99 cents.

Find More New Authors and Books

Giggles and Kisses Giveaway for Funny Romance: These contemporary, historical, paranormal and fantasy romance stories come with a big dose of humor. Each requires a newsletter sign-up, but you can unsubscribe any time.

Small Town Romance free Series Starters: Searching for your next small-town romance? Check out this selection of small-town romances, from sweet to spicy. Each is free w/newsletter sign-up (you got it – unsubscribe any time).

Free Cozy Mysteries: Free Cozy Mysteries! If you like your mysteries lighthearted, check out the freebies in this book giveaway! Get modern, historical, and paranormal mysteries full of fun. (Plenty with cats!) Each is free w/newsletter sign-up (unsubscribe any time). Kris's pick is Benedict Brown's Death from High Places – and of course her own humorous mystery collection, "The Case of the Missing Monkey" (get it directly here).

Ferret jumble picture! How many feet can you spot? How many noses?

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