Discover Why Your Body Isn't Burning Fat

Happy Friday!Are you frustrated with diets that don't work? You're not alone.Here's the shocking truth: 95% of people are eating the WRONG number of calories for their metabolism. Either starving themselves (which slows metabolism) or unknowingly ove...

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Jan 31, 2025
Your 25% of credit expires today

“This place has changed my life for the better. The therapies really work and the staff is incredibly supportive. I feel rejuvenated after every session!”  Review by Emily T. Hello and Happy New Year!This is it.The LAST day of our “7th...

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Jan 03, 2025
Your HSA/FSA funds expire at midnight tonight...

Happy Wednesday, and New Years Eve!!!Quick question...You know what's worse than finding out you have leftover HSA/FSA money?Finding out AFTER it's already vanished at midnight.Yep, today's the last day to use those pre-tax dollars before they go poo...

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Dec 31, 2024
Woman loses 28.75 inches in 60 days

Rochelle lost enough inches to equal the height of a 1 1/2-year-old toddler (I should know as I have one…).(28.75 inches, to be exact. The .75 matters when you're watching yourself shrink.)Two months ago, she walked into our office wearing her "maybe...

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Dec 30, 2024
There’s a 25% OFF credit in your account…

(3 minute read)Hello and Happy Thursday!I've got some exciting news.This Saturday the 21st, HOC is turning 7!As one of our most valued clients, I wanted to personally reach out to say “THANK YOU!” 🥰 AND…I just applied a 25% OFF credit on your accoun...

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Dec 19, 2024
Toxic cookware?

Hello and Happy Monday!Could your frying pan be slowly poisoning your family?As I’m constantly harping, endocrine disrupting chemicals are everywhere.New research suggests that as many as 70% of all Americans may be unknowingly using a frying pan lac...

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Dec 16, 2024
It's over

Hello and Happy Friday!I wanted to send 1 final email about our Small Business Saturday sale extension.It ends tonight at 11:59pm. This is the lowest prices we've had all year, and prices will be going up in 2025.You can snag a package now, and activ...

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Dec 06, 2024
I screwed up...

Happy Wednesday!I hope your week is off to an amazing start!So… I messed up worse than that time I tried teaching my dog to use the toilet.You know those annoying broken links in my previous email? Yeah, that was totally my fault. I was so...

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Dec 04, 2024
Been waiting all year for this one

Happy Saturday! I'm exhausted, caffeinated, and seriously pumped about what's here.I've never done anything like this before at the Human Optimization Center. Like ever. And I'm not sure my team will let me do it again (they're already givi...

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Nov 30, 2024
Thank you! 🙏

I tried to drag myself out of bed at 4 AM today (slept through 3 alarms, but still made it in time). Not for some crazy doorbuster deals. Nope - I was working our booth at the annual Turkey Trot.Between shivering runners and hot coffee, my inbox kept...

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Nov 28, 2024