Woman loses 28.75 inches in 60 days
Dec 30, 2024 6:11 pm
Rochelle lost enough inches to equal the height of a 1 1/2-year-old toddler (I should know as I have oneā¦).
(28.75 inches, to be exact. The .75 matters when you're watching yourself shrink.)
Two months ago, she walked into our office wearing her "maybe this time it'll work" face - you know the one.
We've all worn it.
Usually right before signing up for another gym membership we'll use exactly twice.
But THIS time? Different story.
Contour Light treatments turned that skeptical face into a "holy-crap-where-did-my-inches-go" face.
And because I believe in giving everyone a fair shot at their own inch-melting miracle (especially while you're still riding that New Year energy), I'm extending our 7-year anniversary sale.
Until January 3rd at 11:59pm, everything's 25% off:
Whether you're eyeing our CORE services (the classic), PEMF for those pesky health hiccups (the superhero), or Contour Light for targeted fat reduction (Rochelle's secret weapon) - everything's on sale. Yes, EVERYTHING.
No pressure, but after January 3rd, these prices go back to normal faster than that "I'll start eating healthy tomorrow" resolution lasted.
And trust me, I'm way better at keeping sale deadlines than New Year's promises.
Want to be our next success story?
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Talk soon,
Tim "The inch melter" Fitzgerald
P.S. Remember, this 25% off everything deal vanishes faster than holiday cookies on January 3rd at 11:59 pm.