I had an iPhone

Or should I say iPhone had me

She showed me her apps

Aren't they good upgrade I would

She asked me to swipe

And she told me to click anywhere

So I surfed around

And I noticed that it wasn't fair

I was on the Gram, lost track of time

Amazon prime

We watched until two and then she said

"Clear up your head"

She told me she worked

Hard at Google and started to laugh

I told her I didn't

And asked her for her autograph

And when I awoke I was a meme

Part of her scheme

So I hit delete

Isn't it good living falsehood?