Updates, audiobooks, and exploding toilets

Dec 01, 2022 8:51 pm

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Dear reader,


Last night I had a plan. A good plan. A noble plan.


I got both my boys to bed early, set my alarm to 3 AM, popped a melatonin, and slipped into the sheets at 8 PM. You see, I was going to have the best writing day ever today. I was going to get up and throw down three thousand words before the sun was even up. And everything was going great, too: the gentle glow of my laptop screen, the soothing thrum of rain against the living room windows, the thrill of caffeine singing through my veins...


...and then my toilet exploded.


Now, I know what you're thinking. Oh, he's a writer. Prone to drama and hyperbole. I'm sure his toilet didn't actually explode.


No. It freaking exploded.


We had some disaster repair guys take care of a slow leak a few weeks ago, and when they pulled out the toilet they left it out on the back porch for a few days. Still full of water. In the freezing weather. Turns out ice cracks porcelain. Who knew?


Anyway, lavatory eruptions or not, book 4 is coming soon friends. I'll get those three thousand words down tonight. Pinky promise.

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In other, slightly less cataclysmic news, my audiobooks (which had previously been Audible exclusive) are coming to a variety of retailers this month! So stay tuned if you listen on Spotify, Apple, Scribd, etc... They were narrated by the extremely talented Zac Aleman, and his work always gets 5 star reviews, so go check 'em out.


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If you are one of the readers eagerly awaiting book 2 of The Sum of Ages in your non-Amazon retailer, you can apply for an advance review copy and get it two weeks early!


Apply for a review copy here!


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Otherwise, it goes live in a wide variety of storefronts on December 15th.


Pre-order "Tainted Vessels" now


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As always, check out these great releases from other fantastic independent authors:


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Get "Shadow of the Wicked" from a variety of stores


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Get "Winter Thorn" on Amazon


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Get "Melody of Dragons" on Amazon


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Take care, all. And watch out for exploding toilets,


Ben Schwarting

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My Books:

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The Sum of Ages Series is available from a variety of retailers


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Kindred Straits is available on Amazon, coming soon to other retailers

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