Before we get started, check out this free all genre Comedy Giveaway, even just clicking the link helps me out. Also, my entire Tuners trilogy is on sale during this massive indie book sale.

I’m sure you all are wondering who won the $25 Amazon gift card and other fabulous prizes, and I will get to that, but first I’m going to make you read an email because I’m a devious criminal mastermind that had imbedded mind control into the very text you are reading that will turn you all into assassins…

… of free time. That’s right, it’s been my plan all this time to have you spend all your free time reading and more specifically. MY NOVELS. MWAHAHA! MWHAHAHA!

And to make sure you are reading, I’m going to release my latest novel for free. MWHAHAHA!

All you must do is check out Office Maxi on Royal Road.

Yes, yes, Good. Good. (tenting my hands) Read now… read… mwahaha *cough* -gag- {erp}

Um, yeah, don’t know what came over me, but yes, my new supersecret LitRPG novel will be coming to Royal Road, and I’ll be releasing one chapter M-F until it completes, and if I get a good reaction on Royal Road, I will continue to publish future chapter at a time installments. Don’t worry, this won’t hinder my plans for Time Burrito 5 and Carnt 4 that are already in the works. 

As for those of you who would like to see Office Maxi come to kindle, yes, it will be there too eventually. I have an interactive game planned for the release of Office Maxi, and a special Patreon edition planned too. So simply stay on this list and enjoy the humor emails in the meantime, and I’ll let you know when all that is ready.

I also wanted to announce that My Three-Year-Old is a Barbarian and Other Parenting Problems will be leaving Kindle Unlimited on September 29th.

Read the Misfits of Carnt today!

Okay, finally time to announce those contest winners. Please reply to this email with the requested information to claim your prize:

1. Kay Smillie: $25 Gift Card, Misfits of Carnt 3 eBook and Paperback (amazon email, shipping address)
2. Ema Bubby: Misfits of Carnt 3 eBook and Paperback (shipping address, email for EPUB delivery)
3. Bartztaylr: Misfits of Carnt 3 eBook (email for EPUB delivery (can gift to a friend))
4. Slider Rachael: Misfits of Carnt 3 eBook (email for EPUB delivery (can gift to a friend))
5. Heather Lynn Swanson: Misfits of Carnt 3 eBook (email for EPUB delivery (can gift to a friend))

Here are latest to go from Kindle Unlimited (both are free for limited time):

Rest Area of the Future - Leaving 9/20/24

It's a Part III of a four part novella in the Cowboys and Drones collection.

Rumpspringa - Leaving 10/28/24

During my time in the heavy metal/space rock band, Spiral, I wanted to write the short stories that paired with the songs we were writing. As I remove the stories from KU, I'll be sure to post the song to. This one features my rhythm guitar and angelic singing voice in the verses (Chris does the chorus).

Rumpspringa the song.

You can hear my finger picking right as the song opens, then later when Bill solos over it (after the first verse), it's one of my favorite moments in any song I've written. Also, if you want to hear me scream my head off, listen to DMT Romance on the same album. I don't know what came over me that day. I was playing this sweet little psychedelic riff, mournful vocals, and then hit the distortion and screamed like I never have in my life (well there was this other time where my band members wanted me to do again for our Anomaly album). But anyway, the Romance song literally took less than an hour to write and record; it was wild like the song.

But anyway, if you want to check out a song and short story combo, I suggest both. There are several more like this, so if this is your jam, watch this space.

Book Swaps

The following authors are kindly sharing my books with their readers. Show them some love and click on their links.

A plague has swept through the village of Dasen, taking all the magic from the place and the druids. Master Rody longs for the day that it returns. Back when conversing with nature is normal and casting spells is natural to them.

Check out Cave of Time today!

Bell’s lifelong wish was to leave her colony world. She should have been more specific.

Check out Murder on the Interstellar Express today!

Bella Erdmann's time had come. She was made to leave The Farm; the only home she'd ever known, for a full year of life in the wild city streets. The Spark, a moon-sized space station and home to the last of humanity, was a terrifying place for someone as naïve and uncultured as she.

Check out Mythic today!