{{contact.first_name}}, your bonus issue of The Dirt is live!
Mar 27, 2021 7:01 pm
THE DIRTY DISCOUNTED SEQUEL 2: ERIS BOOGALOO
Apologies ahead of time for attacking your inbox twice this week, but I just wanted to remind you that Slab Steele and the Outer Rim Job is on sale for only 99 cents! Again, this is a Kindle Countdown Deal that will only be active until March 31, so please grab it at the cheapest price it will be while you can.
And thanks to all of those that picked up a copy already. You’ve propelled the ranking of The Outer Rim Job up north of top 50,000 already. That may not be much to a lot of authors, but I think it’s the highest one of my books has ever been on a paid list and it means a whole flare of a lot to me.
GET YOUR COPY HERE
Well, now that we got all that uncomfortable narcissistic def out of the way, I also found a pretty stellar and weird free short story for you, too. So please keep scrolling and pick that bad boy up.
***
THE DIRTY PROMO SECTION
That bonus government jangle burning a hole in your pocket? You can find a few more deals like mine here:
Sci-Fi and Fantasy Bargain Sale
***
SPECIAL BONUS FREEBIE
The Death of Einstein Or: Liver Spots Are as Fanatical as They Are Treacherous!
by Christopher Brimmage
Spoiler alert: he dies in the end!
But did you know that it was a thought experiment that killed him? And did you know that his murderer was his own body?
Check out this short story to learn valuable information about why you should NEVER trust liver spots!!!
GET YOUR FREE COPY HERE
* * *
And in case you missed them in the last issue, here are the links to the two free omnibus collections from the other day:
Space Mages Firesnake: Plan8 Slaves Omnibus
Firemancer Collection: The Fated Chronicles Books 1-3
***
If it’s not too much trouble, please take a moment to leave a review or rating of my work at one of the links below. Hearing a few nice words, seeing a new rating pop up, or finding out that someone actually got a laugh out of one of my stupid jokes makes me glow like I’ve been lit with the fires of Sol. Plus, in a world obsessed with stars and algorithms, every little bit of exposure helps.
-Ron-
Slab Steele and the Venusian Exchange
Slab Steele and the Outer Rim Job
***
"(A few unknown sentences in German)."
https://www.ronstarkebooks.com
https://www.facebook.com/RonStarkeBooks
Haven’t got your copy of Slab Steele and the Venusian Exchange yet? What are you waiting for? Available now on Amazon and Audible.
Itching for more Slab Steele? You can buy the sequel, Slab Steele and the Outer Rim Job, today.
Okay, so you’re looking for a freebie. Go ahead and grab The Mercurian Endeavor then.
