THE DIRTY DISCOUNTED SEQUEL

I told you I had a pretty sweet deal (anyone else read that in Jerry Lundegaard’s voice?) in store for you in the next issue, so here it is: Slab Steele and the Outer Rim Job is only 99 cents! This is a Kindle Countdown Deal that is only running through March 31 before it jumps back up to the normal price, so be sure to grab it while it’s hot. I had a lot of fun writing this one, and I had even more fun coming up with names for some new characters. 

Oh, like who? Well, there’s a Gooch Whippersnatch and a Bitt Carbide and you’re really going to like Bri—eh, just read the damn thing and find out. You never know, Whizz could just find his number two. You don’t want to miss that, do ya?

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You’re gonna love it. Or tolerate it. Flare, you could hate for all I know. But you’re totally gonna love it. I think. Or something. Either way, there are a couple of flaring awesome freebies below so keep scrolling.

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THE DIRTY PROMO SECTION

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FREEBIE OF THE FORTNIGHT I

Space Mages Firesnake: Plan8 Slaves Omnibus 

by Rayner Ye

Three books in one—another pretty sweet deal. 

YuFu only wanted to retire peacefully with his wife and six children, not get abducted by space pirates and be forced to replace his memory with that of a mobster and mass murderer.

Believing he's someone he isn't, when the space pirates take him to their boss—mafia Godfather of the Firesnake, he finds himself in bigger trouble.

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FREEBIE OF THE FORTNIGHT II

Firemancer Collection: The Fated Chronicles Books 1-3 

by Humphrey Quinn

Another three books in one—oh, geez. 

Colin Jacoby is thirteen going on eighteen but stuck in the body of a ten-year-old. He can disappear into a fantasy novel for days. His twin sister Meghan despises reading anything without pictures and spends her days picking fights with the bullies that target her geeky brother. But when a mysterious talking book comes into their lives that neither of them can ignore, well, life is about to get a whole lot more dangerous, and maybe even deadly, as they awaken an ancient prophecy that has an entire magical world hunting them.

But is this prophecy even real?

Or are they just pawns in someone else's game?

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Haven’t got your copy of Slab Steele and the Venusian Exchange yet? What are you waiting for? Available now on Amazon and Audible.

Itching for more Slab Steele? You can buy the sequel, Slab Steele and the Outer Rim Job, today.

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