Do you want chapter two?

LATEST NEWS & UPDATE:Howdy, y'all,Happy March! I'm a shit poet, and I know it (see also: subject line and preview text of this newsletter!)My birthday month is over, and my son's birthday month is upon us. Do you know how expensive it gets when w...

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Mar 06, 2025
Do you like my backside?

LATEST NEWS & UPDATE:Howdy, y'all,Please don't worry. I won't be sending you pics of my butt. At least not unsolicited, I mean, if you ask for it, and we're consenting adults...I have two things for you today, the first is a little audience parti...

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Feb 27, 2025
Do you want to meet Hen and Scott?

LATEST NEWS & UPDATE:Howdy, y'all,This wasn't how my year was supposed to go. I had cancelled all my preorders for 2025, accepted that this book wasn't going to get written when I thought it was, and moved on to sorting my sock drawer and testing...

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Feb 20, 2025
Feral Forty and a birthday treat!

LATEST NEWS & UPDATE:Howdy, y'all,Today is my fortieth birthday, and unlike my thirtieth birthday when I had something of a wobble, I've kind of come around on this one much sooner. I think it has something to do with the fact that the people on...

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Feb 13, 2025
Papa, can you hear meeeeee?

LATEST NEWS & UPDATE:*Peeks head up above laptop*Is it actually February, right? We're not still in the extended cut of January? RIGHT???My analytics tell me you've not opened my newsletter for 6 months! *GASPS* so I thought I'd give you a poke t...

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Feb 08, 2025
Who's ready for February's zero-pennies book?

LATEST NEWS & UPDATE:*Peeks head up above laptop*Is it actually February, right? We're not still in the extended cut of January? RIGHT???Happy February, y'all! February is my favorite month. It's short after the long, year-long month that is Janu...

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Feb 06, 2025
Do you know where else I like to hang out?

LATEST NEWS & UPDATE:Howdy, y'all,First things first. It's the end of January - for those of you who listen to Spotify and who do their annual Spotify Wrapped in November/December, please remember: Everything you listen to now, counts.So if you'r...

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Jan 30, 2025
What am I going to do in 2025?

LATEST NEWS & UPDATE:Howdy, y'all,Happy New Year! It's 2025, and I'm already starting on a bit of a bummer. I've always been straight up about everything from the minute I started publishing, some might even say I'm something of a compulsive over...

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Jan 02, 2025
What did I do in 2024?

LATEST NEWS & UPDATE:Howdy, y'all,And, just like that, it's the final newsletter of 2024. Christmas is already in the rearview mirror, and my next newsletter, in January, will tell you what 2025 has in store for all of you, in-so-far as the Lasai...

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Dec 26, 2024